Hi. My name is Judah Friedlander. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am a comedian. I am also the World Champion.

To further explain – here’s of an interview I did with a top respected news magazine last month:

TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: So, your hat says “World Champion”…

JUDAH: Yeah.

TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: So you’re a world champion?

JUDAH: Yeah.

TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: Ok. I guess I didn’t hear about that.

JUDAH: Well maybe you’re not well informed about what’s going on in the world, especially in sports.

TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: OK. So you’re a world champion.

JUDAH: Actually I’m THE World Champion.

TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: And how did you get to be the World Champion?

JUDAH: I won the World Championships.

TIGER BEAT MAGAZINE: Well, what are you a World Champion of?

JUDAH: Lots of shit.

Special note: At this point the interview ended because the owners of Teen Beat Magazine claimed I beat up their reporter. OK, I did beat up the reporter & I admit – the reporter was asking really stupid questions – but it was not intentional. Teen Beat magazine tried to sue me, but - I used to be a cop - and have a lot of connections on the force. I told the officials that the real reason the interview was terminated because the reporter failed to ask me any more questions after I accidentally beat up the reporter while demonstrating a high level Korean martial arts deathkick. This is how it went down - I told the reporter to “back off” – but I think they thought I meant with the questions – but I meant physically - so I could show the reporter some of the moves I did when I won the World Championship at the Korean Superdeathkick for Justice Competition in Akron, Ohio last week. So, Teen Beat apologized right away, took away the law suit – but the interview was over. This whole interview made me wonder if Teen Beat magazine is still one of the top news/journalism periodicals in this country anymore.

Back to more about me. I’m a world champion air hockey player, 1983 East Coast Galaga champ, part time teen idol, 12th degree black belt in over 4500 different forms of martial art, former player for the England National Soccer (Football) team and the Brazil National Soccer (futbol) team. I am the only American to ever play for 2 different national soccer teams, and not be from either country. For England I scored 30 goals in 2 games, and I was the goalkeeper. And for Brazil, I scored 243 goals in one game...and I was the referee. The final score was 235 to 8. I'd just pick up the ball with my hands and boot it into whatever goal I wanted. Then I'd run around the field and celebrate. Then the entire stadium stormed the field and attacked me for 2 and a half days straight. They kicked my ass. Even my 10 years of Navy SEAL experience couldn't prepare me for that beating. The Brazilians are very passionate about the game of soccer that they call "the beautiful game". I had to have total body reconstructive surgery. Today, I wear a prosthetic
head.

These are just a few of the amazing things I've done. I'll tell you more later. On my email list I will let you know more about the amazing things I've done and continue to do. And I will update this website regularly with more inspiring athletic accomplishments of mine.
I’m glad you made it to this site. Congratulations...you are now part of an elite group of people.

If you haven't seen me do stand-up live in person - that's too bad. You're missing out. It's a pretty incredible experience. But don't feel sorry for yourself - there's something you can do about it. When I'm in New York or L.A., I do stand-up just about every night. And when I’m not in New York or L.A. I'm tour the country a lot - playing comedy clubs, theaters, colleges, indoor arenas, outdoor stadiums, and really shitty bars.

To find out when and where I’m performing - join my mailing list. And if the link doesn't work, just email me at judah@judahfriedlander.com.

This website is designed to be easy to navigate, even if you have dial-up access like me. That's right, I'm a multi-billionaire - but I don't like to spoil myself. I also have digital cable, but I have a 9 inch black and white TV set. If you have any trouble with the website - email me at judah@judahfriedlander.com

Check out the "Buy Stuff" page. I sell stuff you can't buy anywhere else. I'll be selling a lot of new items real soon. I have a few different stand-up cd’s I’m working on – they’re not ready yet. They’re still in the studio being mixed by the guy who did the soundtracks for all the “Escape to Witch Mountain” movies. Soon I'll have a stand-up performance schedule on the website. For now – you can get on my mailing list for updates about where and when I’m doing stand-up shows.

Again - thanks for visiting my site - feel free to email me with any questions or comments and I'll make sure that I will personally tell one of my 25 assistants to respond to you within 4 weeks.

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